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By lm (Mon Sep 04, 2006 at 04:53:14 PM EST) (all tags)
... and a rocket and a bomb.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

A rocket and a bomb.



When last the loyal readers of this diary left, our intrepid anti-hero lm was in search of a day of rest. Will unexpected guests ruin his rest? Will the burden of cooking dinner be too much? And what about the weeds in the lawn. In today's horrifically boring episode we discover whether or not he was successful.

House of Headache Productions presents ...

lm and the day of the chicken

I've always been the sort that tends towards massive overkill. So when my wife made up the grocery list for the next week and we had need of half a pound of cooked chicken for one of the recipes, I thought the most sensible thing to do would be to buy a whole chicken. Early Sunday afternoon, I had dropped the chicken in the slow cooker on high. By six-thirty the meat was so tender that it was dripping off of the bones. I picked the skin off, deboned the flesh, cut off enough meat to drop into my currying potatoes that had been simmering for two hours, set aside enough for the recipe to come, set aside still more for the girls to eat at lunchtime and put the skin and bones back into the Crock Pot™ with a couple quarts of water to make chicken stock.

After a few lazy hours of various games, Homeless Lass took youngest daughter down to the park and eldest daughter took off to a friend's house to spend the night. Shortly afterwards, Upstairs Girl1 and her husband stopped by. They'd arrived back in town from a three week trip to Moldova the night before. And like good friends, they came bearing gifts. For my wife and I they brought back brandy and merlot. They brought back some hand made flutes for our girls and some slippers for Homeless Lass. They ended up staying for dinner and partaking of my chicken curry.

After dinner and ice cream, our friends left and Homeless Lass, my wife and I watched Primer. It was a very deliberately paced movie and difficult to follow. It gets high marks from me for being one of the few movies that deals with changing the past without changing the future. If I understood the movie correctly, they followed the theory where time forks into multiple futures. The acting was good. The writing less so. While they had some of the best depictions of engineers and scientists that I've seen in a film, it was hard to care about the protagonists and difficult to follow the plot.

After my wife gave up trying to follow rudimentary time travel theory on how to make multiple sets of the same individuals through time travel, she went to bed. I tried out the Moldovan brandy which did wonders for my back. My back doesn't precisely hurt, but it is stiff. Eventually I clocked out of IRC and flopped into bed.

Eventually morning came by on a leisurely stroll and I met the brightness of the sun with a spring in my step. A touch of leftover chicken curry for breakfast, then youngest daughter and I made up a Watering Can of Death to pour onto the weeds growing out of our driveway. If I weren't so lazy, I'd take pictures of the results: dried out, wilting weeds just a few hours later. After my wife woke up, youngest daughter and I walked the half mile to the grocery store for peanut butter, oatmeal, baking powder, sugar and apples.

And then we made chocolate chip cookies. And they were good.



Notes.

1Not to be confused with MillMan's Upstairs Girl who is a completely different animal. I believe that my use of `Upstairs Girl' as a moniker precedes MillMan's , but I'm not altogether certain. I think my usage dates to when Upstairs Girl first started renting an upstairs spare bedroom in the house we lived in prior to buying the duplex we currently live in where Upstairs Girl and her husband rent out the upstairs apartment. But it could be the case that I've ungratefully stolen the moniker from MillMan. I may very well be misremembering that I've ever referred to the young woman that rents upstairs from my wife and I as Upstairs Girl before being exposed to MillMan's usage of said term.
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I was impressed by Primer by spacejack (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Sep 04, 2006 at 07:29:47 PM EST
It was a very well made sci-fi film, especially considering the budget, or lack thereof. Really kept me glued to the screen, wanting to find out what happens next. The realistic detail and depiction of the engineers helped immensely. The writer/director is an excellent visual storyteller.

I kind of switched my brain off though after the multiple timelines started getting confusing; it was enough to understand that things got 'screwed up', I didn't really need to try to figure out all the details.



I really like the multiple worlds treatment by lm (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Sep 04, 2006 at 07:55:47 PM EST
Usually time travel movies rely on something lame like time waves where changes made to the past by time travelers cascade to the future. In most movies, they would have disappeared once they prevented themselves from going back in time. I was quite pleased to see another treatment.

I also liked the slow pace. It was cool to see a sci-fi film without car chases and explosions.


There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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Books that treat the subject well by Weapon of Pack Destruction (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Sep 04, 2006 at 09:29:42 PM EST
The Infinitive of Go by John Brunner
The Proteus Operation and Paths to Otherwhere by James P. Hogan.

Oh yeah, and if I had a rocket launcher, some sonofabitch would die!



Primer by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Sep 04, 2006 at 10:03:56 PM EST
I dug Primer too. Though it might be one of the few movies that became less sensible after the director "explained" the plot on the commentary.



Primer Basics.. by LinDze (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Sep 04, 2006 at 10:25:58 PM EST
Just a few Primer talking points*:

The writer/director/actor/producer/etc actually was an EE. He was layed off and instead of finding a new job he decided to burn off his 401K and take a stab at film making.

The primary budget was about $8,000, with most of that as film stock and processing.

The shot ratio was around 2:1, meaning for every 1 minute of "on screen" time they shot 2 minutes of film. This is insanely low, a "normal" film might be in the 50-100:1 area.

Every scene was story boarded using the exact set, characters, and lighting on 35mm stills.

As mentioned the film does use forking or "N" time travel. I think that the Terminator series also switched to this in T3.

*All of this is IIRC, of course

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei


I never saw T3 by lm (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon Sep 04, 2006 at 10:36:53 PM EST
But the reviews on Amazon agree with you on most of the rest. I was not surprised to find that the script writer/director/main actor was an engineer and that the film had been made in the 10k range.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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did you mention this flick to me by MillMan (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Sep 04, 2006 at 11:54:35 PM EST
while I was barely conscious at that party? The "shot ratio" thing sounds familiar.

Everybody still hates me in this city and I hate everybody.
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Possibly by LinDze (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Sep 05, 2006 at 05:05:25 AM EST
to be fair i wasnt exactly clear headed myself.

Also, is "upstairs girls" a euphamism?

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei
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As in: by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Sep 05, 2006 at 09:31:18 AM EST
not a girl downstairs?

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naw by MM (2.00 / 0) #12 Tue Sep 05, 2006 at 05:15:53 PM EST
just means "a girl that lives on a floor above me."

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there are many upstairs girls about by MillMan (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Sep 04, 2006 at 11:55:04 PM EST
they all bring trouble of some sort.

Everybody still hates me in this city and I hate everybody.


mine doesn't, she just pays rent by lm (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Sep 05, 2006 at 07:15:22 AM EST
She's a good friend. I've known her since I was in high school and she was in junior high. She's one of the easiest persons to share living space with that I've shared living space with. This is especially the case now that she has an apartment of her own.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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