At eight years old I found myself standing in my back yard doubled over after vomiting the dinner I had eaten only hours earlier.

Why are certain members of my government and intellectual classes so intent upon violations of human dignity? Haven't they heard of humility?

Warning: a rant.

Yesterday I went into the city center to play around with my camera and learn how to use some of the more manual functions. Of the 80 or so photos I took, here are my two favorites.

Is it a bird‽

Is it a plane‽

No! It's YAFHFC (Yet Another HuSi Fun Challenge)!

Yes: it's Friday. You're tired. You're irritable. You demand weekend satisfaction. You don't want to spend twelve hours cooking up that killer beat, or lovingly crafting the perfect short story.

Good! Then we've got exactly the fun challenge for you.

Introducing the inaugural CFC!

Your legs have been purloined and your intro deemed unimportant, die heathen die.

[Edited by Millman 2006-04-21 10:35:09] Moved from hole to diary because the zombie fiction is so awesome.

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Inside: fuckers, more fuckers, odd and stuff

Most of you are not aware of this bizarre religion. Like Zoroastrianism, you cannot convert to it, you can only be born into it. Today, we will learn about the bizarre dietary restrictions of its philosophically-backwards practicitioners.